May 2011
backyardskills asked: Ahh, I'll have that tomorrow too :)
Because the wireless thing is fucking expensive!
Because the wireless thing is fucking expensive!
backyardskills asked: Stab italians? :s lol
Yee, I need to get a new ethernet cable first though i think :/
Yee, I need to get a new ethernet cable first though i think :/
backyardskills asked: I'm getting my xbox back tomorrow :))))
backyardskills asked: Well I want to play Portal too, so I'm going to do it as fast as I can.
:)
:)
backyardskills asked: Just let me get them out ye?
backyardskills asked: haha
feel free to come out of my cuboard then :p
feel free to come out of my cuboard then :p
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You can only watch 5 tv shows for the rest of your...
QI
Mock The Week
Futurama
The IT Crowd
Black Books
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saxgirl:
Aw, one of the lunch ladies just passed me and she’s so pretty. She’s the one who’s good at pasta and wraps aw she’s lovely.
Also my face keeps twitching, I look like a gimp.
I still remember the dinner lady from primary school who did really good iced sponge and custard, because her custard was NEVER lumpy and the sponge was always with pink icing and double sprinkles.
:3
Fuck, I...
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f-o-e replied to your post: omnomtom- replied to your post: omnomtom- replied…
OMGOMGOMG WANT NOW
Exactly. EX-FUCKING-ACTLY.
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thereminhero replied to your post: omnomtom- replied to your post: omnomtom- replied…
NOUGAT PILLOWS ARE THE BETTER VERSION OF KRAVE.. I mean, hi.
WTF IS A NOUGAT PILLOW?!
I mean… Oh hello.
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omnomtom- replied to your post: omnomtom- replied to your quote: I’ve always…
I don’t even know what Krave is :|
It’s like tiny corn pillows filled with nutella. It’s amazing.
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omnomtom- replied to your quote: I’ve always thought you were nuts, now you’re…
dry shreddies are lush though
Try dry Krave and Mini Choc Chip Weetabix. Heaven.
“I’ve always thought you were nuts, now you’re proving it”
– Eating cereal dry has apparently certified me as mental, according to Granddad.
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Sitting eating dry cereal like a boss.
Chocolate Chip Weetabix Minis and Milk Chocolate Krave.
I’m going to base my whole diet around these, thank you and goodbye.
“I shout at anyone who takes my rifle - And I like to sit in my makeshift tower,...”
– How I play Gears of War.
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
Client: “Is e-mail internet”?
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”
Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”
Client: “Open what?”
Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”
Client: “My…my…?”
Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”
Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”
Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”
Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”
Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”
Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”
Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”
Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”
Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”
Client: “My what?”
Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”
Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”
Me: “An error message?”
Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”
Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”
Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.”
Client: “Move it?”
Me: “Yes. Move it.”
Client: “My e-mail!”
Save the Plants. Eat a Vegan.
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hellwithglitter:
<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got...
So apparently, Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5...
Fools. They could have downloaded it for free.
