I often come across aspiring comic book artists whose sole focus is breaking in to Marvel or DC. All they seem to do is work on their sample pages, send them in, and then either hear nothing back or get a polite rejection letter…and this leads them to ultimately give up.
CM Punk vs John Cena. I can’t even. Nobody else cares but omg.
I once had a dream that John Cena gave my piggy back rides everywhere.
I wish I was in your head.
That also occurred once, after CM Punk was mean to me at a party, so Undertaker kicked him in the head and HHH threw him in a swimming pool. THEN John gave me a piggy back ride over to everyone else and I drank lots of iced margaritas and got off with a ‘dream’ wrestler from ECW who was moving to Raw.
and she blurts out shit like… “yeah, my Boyfriend likes them too!” “that’s what my Boyfriend does!”
K there was no need to bring up you had a Boyfriend, I was just talking to you out of interest, you seemed cool and the type of person I could be friends with…I don’t want to bone you, it’s healthy for guys to have friends of the opposite sex…
but now… FUCK YOU!
When a guy does this about his girlfriend! Seriously. So many times.
I’m fat and single, but I’m not desperately trying to pick up every male in existence.