I’m off to make sweet, sweet love with my new bed.
Currently making a papercraft hearthstone.
Who wants to come share it with me?
My boyfriend being my single bed, that I got when I was 3.
YEAH HE’S A BOY BED, WHAT OF IT?
I’m going to miss you, with your Harry Potter bedspread.
You’ve snuggled me almost every night for 17 years.
Kept me warm, provided a platform to hug my squishy companions.
But hey, I’m replacing you with a double.
And everyone knows I prefer a boyfriend with meat on his bones. /sly wink to males in general
You skinny bastard. With your pokey springs and giant spiders.
I have to get ready/stop clearing my room
Looking after the kiddies in 20 mintues!
And I’m still in pjammas from last night.
IDEC IF I NEED TO FOR MY NEW BED.
DUN WANNA TIDY ROOM :(
I had to sit through a lecture about a German artist who wore honey on his face, whispered into the ears of dead hares and then made the hares hop about.
WHAT AM I DOING
WHY AM I CRYING
If you would, leave a postal address in my ask.
And I’ll leave mine in yours!
I’m happy to send letters overseas if I’ll get them in return :)
Me: “THAT’S NOT [Insert Character Name]! WHO IS [she/he]? WHO IS [she/he]?!”
Save me the confusion, and just kill off any characters you need replacing.
Is my new vice.
I FEEL TEH POWARZ OF BI-ANNUAL MEETINGS/NO REAL PURPOSE
Jake Gyllenhaal + English Accent + Dressed as Dastan = Lady boner.
My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Drowning Pool (6), Glee Cast (6) and Finger Eleven (5) http://bit.ly/cV9u7w
Names that (mainly) Black people give children.
I could go on…
New blue&turquoise hair! Woohoo! http://twitpic.com/2qy7pp
Turquoise Tiger Kikii ACTIVATE! http://twitpic.com/2qya0x
Just finished off dying my hair blue… I love it!
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
*bouncing up and down*
"It’s Horatio! It’s Horatio! The sunglasses are off! Get ready! He’s gonna do the sunglasses… he’s…. YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOOO DOOO DOO DOOO DOO”
So easily amused it’s actually concerning.
Sick for my last shift at work.
I doubt the Economy is giving you a flaccid cock, pal.
This Erectile Dysfunction advert is really, really hilariously pointless.
I’LL BE FREE OF THE SUBWAY CURSE.
Bit the head off a Hipster once. Right off.
Make Kikii Happy?