Shiieeet! It’s Puff Daddy!– Cartman (Fishsticks, Season 13) See, I’m not the only person to get completely confused when it comes to black rappers.
The Butterfly Effect
My DVD has a completely different ending to the version I saw on Film4. I was so confused. (The alternate endings in the ‘deleted scenes’ sections were nice though)
Reasons I love Ross' Mum.
Ross' mum: Don't say that!
Ross: Or what?
Ross' mum: Or I'll sit on you! I'll sit on you!
I’ve been on a mental book-buying spee recently. Here’s the current list of books I have to work my way through: Charlie Brooker - Dawn of The Dumb (Currently Reading) Charlie Brooker - Screenwipe Charlie Brooker - The Hell of It All Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas George Orwell - 1984 Alice Hoffman - Blue Diary Jane...
Dear True Blood,
Please stop introducing more terribly sexy male actors. I find it awfully difficult to concentrate with Stephen Moyer on screen, let alone Stephen Moyer AND Alexander Skarsgård. This is made even more difficult with the addition of fangs. I of course, expect and hope for many, many more terribly sexy actors in this show.
I spent half an hour putting spiral curls in my hair with a pair of straighteners, only for a fine drizzle in St.Andrews to completely destroy my lovely hair ;-; I was so pleased with it, and it looked like a complete mess by the time I got to Uni. /le sigh
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Tim Henson (5) RED BAR RADIO (5) BBC 6 Music (3) Nobody Likes Onions (3) Ness (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Formspring Me Up. →
Manchester - One of the few Great British cities I’ve yet to insult– Boris ‘can occasionally be entertaining’ Johnson
Excuse me? Oh, yeah, hi.
Please, don’t think that you, a twenty something male knows more about bleeding vaginas than I, or any other female. Don’t try and tell me that only women 40+ have PMT/PMS. I’ll just beat you over the head when my time comes around. THAT’S THE MENOPAUSE YOU TWATHOLE.
i love watching shows like monk, psych, and...
f-o-e: but they make me uber paranoid that someone’s out to murder me… yeesh :3 CSI:NY, CSI:Miami, CSI, NCSI, Bones, Law and Order: SVU, Numb3rs, Silent Witness, Waking The Dead, The Mentalist… People might think I’m a bit odd.
Their 2004 world tour is being shown on BBC4 It’s amazing. I love Kraftwerk. I just happened to be born 20 years late. If you’ve never heard of Kraftwerk, or any of their songs, watch the dashboard for some tunes.
Why the fuck is Jamie Cullum playing music on your show tonight when one of your guests is Tim Minchin? WHERE IS THE LOGIC?! I shake a mighty fist at you, sir.
PARIS HILTON HAS MY PINK DOC MARTINS
You can’t call me a dyke anymore for wearing them, ‘cause she dun sex with a man in pr0nz.
The New Moon Soundtrack
Looks quite good. I’d buy it for the good music, but I refuse to come across as a Sparkly Vampire fag in HMV. Especially when I’m kind of obsessively crushing on one of the workers there ._. (He said I was very awesome buying Charlie Brooker books. And he tried to find me a Killswitch Engage tshirt… <3)
I’ve been tired since I got home at about 7. My head hurts mucho. Blergh! AND NICK ISN’T ONLINE. AGAIN. You’re killing me slowly, young man. I hope you’re happy.
New turquoise hair!
:D It’s very vibrant. I’ll take a photo asap.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Channel 4 has technical difficulties during the last MINUTE on True Blood. AND THEY JUST SHOW THE END TITLES. NOT WHAT HAPPENS.
I just saw the ugliest, most jacked up male face in an advert, ever. Bolke.
I totally have a hard on.
Mug of tea Pink French Fancy Repeat of True Blood before the next episode at 10pm Bliss.
emmycat: whats the point? I ask myself this daily.
The cutest little 16 week old Black Labador puppy in the Uni foyer today It’s a guide dog puppy, and she’s adorable. :3
f-o-e: no letter for me :[ i need someone to make a friendship bracelet for.. /angryface
My sore, dry, red face
Is covered in vaseline right now The Scottish weather is cruel. Come get me, boys.
I keep surprising myself
I’m starting to find beardy men attractive. I saw 3 in Dundee today that I’d like to give cuddles to. Just randomly, popping out of nowhere, giving them a quick cuddle, and shuffling away again. (And pretending they pine for me too, so I’m don’t feel completely idiotic)
I'm secretly HHH.
Kikii™: My neck gets really stiff. I feel like i've got a neck like Batista
[Ross]: My God that would be awesome
[Ross]: And I am so Photoshopping that
[Ross]: I think you're more like Triple H myself
[Ross]: You come into uni
Kikii™: With my sledge hammer?
[Ross]: And like
[Ross]: Explosions go off
[Ross]: And you're like
[Ross]: TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
[Ross]: Especially when you're planning your game concept
[Ross]: You're like this to the other group members
[Ross]: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME
[Ross]: AND HOW YOU PLAY IT
I have 33 followers
f-o-e: kikiimcintosh: And I love them all more than I love cake. Take that, Nessa! wasn’t trying to compete… :’/ I know bebbeh! The most important thing is you’re one of them, and I love you the most.
I have 33 followers
And I love them all more than I love cake. Take that, Nessa!
I should be
Doing something constructive, like drawing, or planning projects. But I’m not. I’m sitting, drinking VitaminWater watching a documentary thingy about police investigating a rape. Cheerful. I promise I’ll draw SOMETHING tonight!
f-o-e: only 1 more follower until 200! you guys are awesome :3 You’re getting far too popular for my liking. Soon you’ll be a superstar and forget a scottish nobody like Kikii!
The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to...– Banksy (via sabino) (via tumblrone)
Right before bed, and coming across a terrifying ‘when you see it, you’ll shit bricks’ image is a bad plan. I’ll never sleep now.
To finally find the phone I adore and want… And find out it’s £1,200. £1,200. That’s $1,967 or €1314. But it’s so pretty.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18) →
Tim Henson (8) Ness (4) Dionne Bromfield (4) Lady GaGa (3) The Veronicas (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
For a start, you could’ve asked for some over time! It’s what baby...– Proof that Hollyoaks is shit, and the catholic family in it are batshit boonaynays.
To carbonated mango juice again. /hiccup
And just going into St.Andrews for supplies to ease this cold/toncilitus, and stuff to get my hair blue. Also: MY PINK SLOUCH BEANIE ARRIVED! It’s awesome. I might even take a photo of my wearing it.