Dat soundtrack. Ooft.
I've fallen in love with Supernatural
On the basis that it has the best music choices of ALL TIME.
juniorbizarre: I can’t believe Barack Obama just won Eurovision
leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is
IT’S A CRIME THAT THE SWEDISH SMORGESBOARD SONG WASN’T A VOTABLE ENTRY
samandriel: samandriel: YEAHHHH HERE WE GO IRELAND Ireland does not disappoint GIMMIE
Sounds liek a Eurovision winner And I swear if those guys had real tattoos. Fuck.
I feel a bit sick HODOR
I’m regretting the ice cream now
To be honest I’m borderline drunk right now and I just put you on mute and sang the Italian national anthem instead
22 - Ukraine?
I don’t know, at this point I’m drunk after Greece Forgettable, sums up you guys
ALCOHOL IS FREE?! I LIKE IT! ANOTHER! Greece to win. I approve of Greek Korpiklaani.
This explains everything.
iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
You’re gorgeous You sing beautifully I want your babies UGH YOU’RE LIKE A HUNK OF VIKING SEXYNESS GET IN ME
Actually a really good song. I can’t really find flaws in it. The lassie looks a bit like Daenerys too.
Who let you escape from Starbucks on a fixie bike? I’m surprised Eurovision isn’t too mainstream for you. “Oh we’ve got a really good entry, but you’ve probably never heard of it.” - Hungary P.S Your guitarist looks both confused and constipated.
Song was catchy Was preoccupied day dreaming about the lad with stretched ears in the ‘postcard’ before the performance though.
15 United Kingdom
Oh Bonnie That was. That was cringeworthy. And forgettable. Barking at the end didn’t help your cause either. I wish you could’ve just sung Total Eclipse of the Heart.
THE GLITTERING TURD OF EUROVISION HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT OPERATIC DRACULA JESUS JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME FUCK ME WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE I’M SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW RIGHT NOW HABSLJDGIPGHSDKUGH:KSDHBJNALDJFSNLKMKSFMKNAF;FDLK`SDF’ALSD
Really like it. There’s something weird I can’t put my finger on though…
Linda Woodruff is my new idol.
THAT MUCH HAIR FORMING YOUR EYEBROWS IS NOT HEALTHY OR NATURAL Alternatively, you have a good voice - You sound like Alter Bridge.
My dog made a point of waking up and running downstairs just to bark and growl at you. I think that sums up our feelings towards you.
The only thing that could redeem this dull song is if you tear in two And a smaller Russian is inside.
MALTA WINS. Despite the giant ears and the constant grinning, which makes me think you’re straining to do a massive shit… You have a uke, and a nice song. I like you, Malta.
I feel like I’ve been transported back to 2003 You’re Holly Valance Singing worse songs with the same beat.
You look like a lampshade Please don’t have your baby on stage
You’re an uglier more irritating Justin Bieber.